I think you'll find this is the best thread ever

( __, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

As the third went in I let out a tribal scream (manly) that was no doubt heard in parts of The Jungle (Kielder) and the world was set right in some way or other.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

Whilst watching the Ipswich-Barnsley playoff final match..
..I celebrated our thrid goal so enthusiastically that I spilt most of a pint down someone's back.

He gave me a hug.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

I got punched in the back of the head in the second half.
No yellow.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

*scything revenge tackle late on*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

It's not the first team I've been caught by this man over the years I've sat in that seat.
He always apologises though.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

I fell on two children at the Emirates stadium when Argyle scored.
Court case still pending.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

I crushed a small child giving the finger to Robbie Savage at Blackburn one Christmas as he fished the ball out of his own net.
Oh happy days.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

It's worth the death of a child to rip into Savage.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

Oh Robbie Savage.
Only Dekionplexis is hated more.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

There were some wonderful cries of "FETCH, FETCH DASCHUND!".
Oba'd just ran 50 yards and put it an empty net.
I was plastered.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

I wouldn't equate mere ridicule with full-scale hatred.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

I think I offended my new elderly neighbours
with the world's loudest profanity after the own goal.
( nick the greek, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

I didn't realise it was a Fonzie own goal until half time.
Poor The Fonz. He's one of my favourites.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

Aye, he's one of the few that hasn't been complete shite this season.
Not much he could have done about it really once it came off Harps and hit him he didn't have any idea where it was.
( nick the greek, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

Dear JMG,
I'd like to point out that I said Overfriendly Martins would score.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6138676

Yours sincerely,
The Doveston.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

Well played.
Also. Well done MoT, there.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

It is now
*dances*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

HOLY SHIT BOOBS

( __, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

HOLY
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

*watches news reports of tsunami engulfing large parts of Indonesia*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Hi Amorous Badger!
You just reminded me to throw out all those Scotch VHS tapes. Thanks!
( __, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

Remember Friz.
Re-record.
NOT fade away.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

Pr0n?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:51, archived)