I like eggs.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

I don't.
Yuck.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

This.
The slimy, horrible-tasting little cunts.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

You're both quite wrong.
Pancakes rule.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

JIF!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

Fuck off.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

JIF!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

By a fucking lemon you cunt.
Isn't your boyfriend a chef? He could probably cut one in half and squeeze.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

By?
JIF!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

Yes, but they don't taste of egg.
I don't mind eggs being used in baking or similar, but I find eggs on their own are unspeakably awful.

Nemi disagrees, mind.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

I don't get it.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

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( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

Behave yourself.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

We said eggs, not pancakes.
You spaz.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

Woodside is so much nicer than you.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

Yep.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

I save my contempt for more deserving targets.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

Neptune is loverly.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

Bless you.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

I like eggs. I also like cups.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

If only someone would invent a way
in which you could enjoy both of them together!

Maybe in some sort of cuppyegg? I think the name needs work...
( in vino veritas, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

Poached is king.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

I've got a nose bleed

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

Stop picking your nose.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:23, archived)