The average British heterosexual woman...
will have had oral, vaginal or anal sex with 14.56 men in her lifetime. The average British heterosexual man will have had comparable contact with 15.64 women. Hmmm.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

So for every one of you, there's 4 virgins?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

I've not had sex with 14 people.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

+at once

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

+in one night

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

how did they find that out, then?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

phone surveys
they suck
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

Usually it's about whether I'd do up my kitchen or bathroom if I got the chance,
if I was ever asked by such a caller how many men I'd given a blowjob to, I fear I would be lost for words.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

I read it in The Times a couple of years ago and just looked it up cos I couldn't remember the figure.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Are you skewing the figures?
What with being a slag and all.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

*similar joke fives*

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:43, archived)