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I just watched Death Proof.
It was adequate as entertainment.

What else is adequate as entertainment?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
I Love You, Man.
Wasn't bad, I have to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
There was a Gyspy Moth on one of our windows.
They're fucking hideous things.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
Oh right.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
:( sadface

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
:( sadface

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
Denis Norden's laughter file.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
jazz

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I particularly like the way
that the car went over the other car, and as it did so, the tyre went on that womans face, and it ripped her face off.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
eww! what?
seriously? I don't think this is something I would want to see.
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All of us made similar comments about that
"I think she's probably more attractive now".
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
Fat lasses fighting at kicking out time

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
<s>Fat</s>
It still works.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
In fact,
at kicking out time
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
Good point

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
You weren't at kicking out time in the windmill

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
I was neither a fat lass not kicking off, this is true.
I was, however in an advanced state of refreshment, hence my directional confusion.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

fighting at kicking out time tied to the bed and - I'd better stop here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
Silly arse
Are you well?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
No, I've got a mental condition.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
Cool
Will you be pealing cats soon?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
Fuck knows, I'm not a doctor.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
Fucking amateur
No ambition, you modern mentals.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
Conducting a philharmonic orchestra in the nude.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
Rock Band,
catching a light on a mirror and tormenting cats with it, shit horror films, gigs
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
Has anyone seen Surveillance?
I hear it's by the daughter of that Lynch fella' that made some movies I like.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
Death Proof is good
I recommend first watching it as part of the double-feature with Planet Terror.

And then watching it alone so you can get to see Butterflies lap-dance

As far as adequate entertainment is concerned I like to plump for a spot of COD:WAW
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
Butterfly is a fugly woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
I disagree
Though she certainly does pale in comparison to Rosario Dawson and Mary Elizabeth Winstead
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
The average British heterosexual woman...
will have had oral, vaginal or anal sex with 14.56 men in her lifetime. The average British heterosexual man will have had comparable contact with 15.64 women. Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
So for every one of you, there's 4 virgins?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
I've not had sex with 14 people.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
+at once

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
+in one night

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
how did they find that out, then?

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phone surveys
they suck
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
Usually it's about whether I'd do up my kitchen or bathroom if I got the chance,
if I was ever asked by such a caller how many men I'd given a blowjob to, I fear I would be lost for words.
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I read it in The Times a couple of years ago and just looked it up cos I couldn't remember the figure.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
Are you skewing the figures?
What with being a slag and all.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
*similar joke fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
the first few episodes of Britains Got Talent
until all the truely shit acts are weeded out
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 11 May 2009, 23:40, archived)