I love shaved heads.
I always have the compulsion to stroke them. Like big warm peaches.

edit: SHAVED BALLS
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

heads balls
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

peaches balls
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

balls!

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

BAAWWWLBAAAGS!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

clearly I am not going to stop shaving my balls
the smooth feeling is to die for
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Balls!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

haha
:)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

SHAV
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

I love Ed Balls.
Him and Damian Grammaticas have the best names on TV.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Also Darcus Howe.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Krishnan Guru-Murthy too

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

and I cannot lie.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:38, archived)