Keep shaving half of it
and experiment with the other half, once you've found the style you like allow the shaved half to grow and catch up. In the meantime, should you be invited to a formal function, simply keep the shaved side to anyone you talk to and you will still look smart.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

I had half my head shaved once
It was awesome

the one side I looked normal, the other an absolute psychopath
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Or wear a hat at a jaunty angle to cover the shaved half.
Not only will you show off your dapper haircut, but you'll also look like the most dashing eligable bachelor dandy in the whole of the county.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

so THAT'S why you wear a hat!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:30, archived)