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Mrs F keeps jam in the fridge, it drives me MENTAL and makes me want to HURT THINGS with HAMMERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
Dude
you have issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
*I'm* not the one who keeps jam in the fridge.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Can you not just leave her ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
I'm not going to let her win.
Not that easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
Kill her a bit with a hammer
then leave ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
she's right, you know
MOULD, Flappers. MOULD.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
The point of jams is not to go mouldy
because they're so sugary. They stay good for ever. Or at least for an inhumanly long time compared to how long they last when they taste so nice on buttery toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
Or in semolina

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
Mine always get mouldy.
I see your point but in practice it just doesn't work out like that.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
that's from using a knife that isn't clean, spangles.
clean knife = no mould.

the fact that jam is every colour of the wrongbow is by the by.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
I'm not using two knives when I can just as easily have cold jam.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
fucking knife HEATHEN.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
I put toast crumbs and butter in the marmite...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
you shag Hitlers

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:09, archived)