I have an onion and chilli marmalade that, when added to cheddar on toast, makes me weep with joy

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

I swear when I first read that it said "willy weep with joy"
Did you amendit?
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

HA HA
No, you can keep your perverted heterosexual fantasies to yourself.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Consentual heterosexual sex in the missionary possition?
Eww, pervert.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:08, archived)