I presume he was washing his hands post wank.
There's a box of fucking tissues in the living room! :(
( B.T., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

is it in any way abnormal to have a box of tissues in the living room?
they're for blowing your nose.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

nose load
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

I don't like to imagine my great aunt Irene doing that.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

Each to their own
I'm sure she could make a healthy income on the internet from people who aren't so square.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

Dont repress her
she is a sexual being, she has a right to frot her mess of hair and spam while watching Eammon Holmes on the telly.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

Not at all
But why couldn't he just use a tissue? Rather than taint our taps with his spaff?!
( B.T., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

Maybe he thought someone else had claimed them.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:06, archived)