i saw something like that once
it was at glastonbury though, you discount that kind of thing
( spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

I went crop circle hunting around there. Was in a microlite and one appeared as we were coming back that wasn't there before.
Was only in the air for about 5 mins. Was a bit freaky. Got into the circle first and all the wheat was wizzing and popping.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

that wasn't a crop circle you FOOL!
that was a RAVE! damn hippies, easy to confuse with corn. they're always a whizzin and a poppin and trying to get you to shave whales. weird bastards. kill em all i say.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

haha
you noob
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

I was great fun.
You probably trim your tiny thicket of lank pubes into various shapes to attract spastics.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

yeah
things only seen while spacked out of your tree don't exist.
damn
by that logic, my uni house doesn't exist.


shit.

then where did i leave my cd's?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

"I say Xbbct."
"Yes Kllkgh?"
"You know that headscratcher of a problem we had about how do we get to fly low, undetected by those bally human types?"
"Oh yes."
"Well, I've come across a spiffing answer! We fly over Glastonbury!"
"Of course! The hippies will just dismiss is as part of their distortion perceptions due to the over-indulgence of drugs! Xbbct, you're a genxnypt!"
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:17, archived)