ok. an odd one for ya talkso, against my better judgement, i THINK, i saw a UFO last week.
me and the girl were watching the sun setting over the sea. it was dusky. we both saw, and commented on, a light in the distance, so it's still early enough for street lights to be switched off. this light is hovering over the sea, and zipping about, stopping, moving fast and in straight lines. it was bright too, it's approx the same distance away as a lighthouse which we could also see blinking faintly. this thing, shit, i kid you not was moving at a speed you just don't SEE from terrestrial aircraft, not with the manouverability. it was dipping down almost to the horizon, then leaping up, moving across the sky a bit, dipping again. bright,m single, round point of steady white light.
now i'm a die-hard skeptic, shit ET could hand me a freaking key to the mothership and i'd STILL be looking for the cameras.. but i know what i saw, the GF was freaked too. there's an airfield RELATIVELY nearby, but this thing was moving WAY too fast and erratically. moved like a damn mouse cursor on your screen. no glass reflections, we're outdoors. clear conditions, low pressure, cool day, unlikely to be heat reflection.. what the fuck gives? weird as hell. it was approx 5-10miles away over open water, and the movements it made must have been jumps of absolute bare minimum 1/2 a mile at a time?
like i said, i'm a die-hard skeptic.. but this kinda spun me.
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LOL U R MENTALtl:dr
I have to go cook dinner now
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:07,
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'ya' really gets to me for some reason.I may have seen UFOs before, but I very rarely pay anything but the bare minimum of attention to my surroundings.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:07,
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ya eh?i have a terrible habit i picked up chatting on american forums late at night, of americanising words.. i must take myself outside and box mine ears, marquis of queensberry rules of course..
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
I might, in a while.Well, I'll have to. I don't live here.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:12,
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i COULD....OR i could hang out here sneaking sand into your vagina one grain at a time, nonchalantly whistling a'la great escape.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
I don't have a vaginaThis attempt to pander to me has failed.
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WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:16,
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how about i raccoon to you?they're KINDA panda like.. in a good light.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
let me spell this out to youT H I S
motherfucker
that's you told.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
Me too,it always sounds contrived.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:20,
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well stoppityou nearly made me spill my acid on the sleeve of my red woollen shirt...
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
goddamn, i went to type something pithy starting with 'so'and the autocomplete made me realise you have a valid point.
autopwn.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
I never knew Robbie Williams had a b3ta account.(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:08,
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It was probably light bouncing off a strutbut try telling that to these bog-brained murphys.
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WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:09,
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Also, if you saw soemthing that was flying and you didn't know what it waswouldn't that make it a UFO anyway?
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WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:10,
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Also, It was almost certainly something really boringI wouldn't worry about it.
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WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:14,
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The light house was far away.The gull was small.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:10,
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It was actually me drowning at the time with my forehead mirror on. I was playing fish doctors.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:11,
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If you couldn't identify it, then it probably was a UFO(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:11,
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i saw something like that onceit was at glastonbury though, you discount that kind of thing
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spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:12,
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I went crop circle hunting around there. Was in a microlite and one appeared as we were coming back that wasn't there before.Was only in the air for about 5 mins. Was a bit freaky. Got into the circle first and all the wheat was wizzing and popping.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:14,
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that wasn't a crop circle you FOOL!that was a RAVE! damn hippies, easy to confuse with corn. they're always a whizzin and a poppin and trying to get you to shave whales. weird bastards. kill em all i say.
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I was great fun.You probably trim your tiny thicket of lank pubes into various shapes to attract spastics.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:21,
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yeahthings only seen while spacked out of your tree don't exist.
damn
by that logic, my uni house doesn't exist.
shit.
then where did i leave my cd's?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
"I say Xbbct.""Yes Kllkgh?"
"You know that headscratcher of a problem we had about how do we get to fly low, undetected by those bally human types?"
"Oh yes."
"Well, I've come across a spiffing answer! We fly over Glastonbury!"
"Of course! The hippies will just dismiss is as part of their distortion perceptions due to the over-indulgence of drugs! Xbbct, you're a genxnypt!"
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:17,
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Not only are you shit at writing cohesive sentencesbut you're a complete fucking moron. Fuck off.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:15,
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