No
My point being he's doing stand up soon. This is a marker of quality.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

I seem to remember he managed to start an argument with me at my bash within ten minutes of meeting me after i bought him a pint.
Impressive.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

Haha, fucking hell.
He is Captain Socially Retarded.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

And then stickylabel was kicked out for starting fires
Good times
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

Oh I've heard about that.
Did he set beer mats on fire or something?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

Yeah something like that
I was away at the bar at the time, it was slightly embarressing as i was on friendly terms with the staff there
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

Argh, that's shit.
Have you been back since?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

I actually had to leave Oxford and move to Aberdeen
FACT
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

Good lord!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

you had a bash without me? :((((((((

( mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

You were there you muppet!
Or was that the one before?

I forget:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

Is he a bellend too?
Let's get all the character assassinations out of the way.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

Based on the ten minutes I spent in his company three years ago,
he mainly came across as odd and a bit shifty.

Apparently, on arriving he sat in silence for about half an hour, then used the classic opening gambit: "Are you one of the cunts?"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

At least he knows how to get on peoples good sides.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

Quality

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

I didn't help by calling him boring at the HB piss up I went to
He gave me a dig in the belly. Either that or a small girl breathed on my midriff as she floated silently past.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

Now is that because he is weak and weedy,
or your belly is so big that you couldn't feel him punch you?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

I'm quite svelt I'll have you know

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

You are, and all.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

My ale gut is all but gone
Lost ten pounds over recent month
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

Ghey

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

Jayis.
Noit has got quare skinny, aswell.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:11, archived)