Aww honey
I wish I could give you a slap and tell you to pull yourself together
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

Oi!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

it's my patented method for dealing with depression
tell it like it is, don't offer sympathy, tell people to sort their lives out

and it works
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Go on then.
1. My brother wants to drop out of uni, marry his girlfriend and join the RAF and my family think this is my fault because I am the only one he'll talk to seeing as the rest of them are all mentals.
2. My uncles have offered me a lot of money to do something for them that I don't really have time to do right now, but they are talking about a sum of money that I can't really say no to, but I am in the middle of my finals and really don't have time but it's hard to say no to lots of money.
3. I have turned into a psycho girlfriend because of Finals Mentals and I don't like it but can't seem to be a normal person at the moment.
4. My kitchen's a mess.
5. I have a spot.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 12 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

i can do this
all of the above, do what makes you happy, guilt is a thing laid on by others, your brother can do what he wants, fuck off is number 2, 3 you are a person, and he can dump you, so what, it not like you'll be together forever and have kids,

smash the spot up
( mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

ok
1. Stop worrying what other people think about you
2. Don't accept the money, go out in the world and stand on your own two feet and earn a living like everyone else does
3. Get a fucking grip
4. Doesn't even fucking matter
5. See 4
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Pop spot. Clean kitchen. Give blowjob.
As for the family money thing.. Depends if what you do has time constraints.
And support your brother in his decisions. They're his decisions.
/not very helpful but trying
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

*Standing ovation*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Last time you did that when I was having my mental episode in Italy it really worked actually.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

see, this is why my reputation as a heartless bastard is largely undeserved

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:00, archived)