new thing uploaded to the thing
uninstall the old thing first
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

Hello Frank, you delightful lump of man-sex.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

hello you wonderfully glamorous sex kitten
I burnt my mouth on a very hot fried egg earlier
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:25, archived)

That sounds really quite painful.
I hope you have a selection of hot bitches to kiss it better for you.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

I did that thing where you lean forward and clutch your chest like you're having a heart attack
it burnt all the way down

I could probably sue someone over this
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

The frying pan manufacturer, and possibly your gas supplier too.
Those cunts failed to warn you of the danger.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

Sue the chicken for malpractice.
Or sue Dave Trouser. You won't need a reason, you'll win anyway.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

What does your little add-on do?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

it's an all-purpose meme-blocker and ascii obliterator
those posts get replaced with a soothing picture of a kitten
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

Right now I'm working on one that will replace the witless blatherings of the most prolific brain-farters with far nicer fare.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

I can GAZ you a link to download mine if you want?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

If you please.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:43, archived)