I'm on nights.
This means I'll be working while you're asleep. Feel free to smug it up.
In other news, the Flight of the Conchords radio show is pretty good, but Murray's called Brian. He's just as good as in the TV series, but it sounds strange hearing him being called something different.
( Druid, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

This Friday is my last night shift in work, EVAH.
YAY.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

Remember to block the toilet and liberally distribute laxatives

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

Hooray!
I quite like nights, because you get to go into town and sit in cafés with a paper during the day. After you've had a kip, of course.
( Druid, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

NEAR THE TOP.
Does anyone have an mp3 of "Untitled 7 (Dauðalagið)" by Sigur Rós that they could send me?
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:07, archived)

I saw them live once and recorded it to my brain.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

I do, yes.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

I bet you don't really
^AaaAaaAaaaaaAaAaAAaaAAaaAaaaAAAAAARRrrR_RrRRrRrrrR_d^vAaAaaAaaa_AAAAAaaAAAAaA_aAAaaAAaAaaa_rRRrrRrRrrRR^rrrRrrRk^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

I actually do!
I'm feeling helpful.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

If you don't want it, that's fine.
But I do have it, and you did ask.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

Could I have it please?
I apologise for my late reply, I was in the shower.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

Yes, you can.
Check your gaz.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

Checked and replied.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

new thing uploaded to the thing
uninstall the old thing first
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

Hello Frank, you delightful lump of man-sex.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

hello you wonderfully glamorous sex kitten
I burnt my mouth on a very hot fried egg earlier
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:25, archived)

That sounds really quite painful.
I hope you have a selection of hot bitches to kiss it better for you.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

I did that thing where you lean forward and clutch your chest like you're having a heart attack
it burnt all the way down

I could probably sue someone over this
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

The frying pan manufacturer, and possibly your gas supplier too.
Those cunts failed to warn you of the danger.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

Sue the chicken for malpractice.
Or sue Dave Trouser. You won't need a reason, you'll win anyway.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

What does your little add-on do?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

it's an all-purpose meme-blocker and ascii obliterator
those posts get replaced with a soothing picture of a kitten
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

Right now I'm working on one that will replace the witless blatherings of the most prolific brain-farters with far nicer fare.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

I can GAZ you a link to download mine if you want?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

If you please.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

i'm on the dole
my bodyclocks gone west
(Sawdustman now with added giro. again, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

Life is peaceful there, so it should be easy to sleep.

( Druid, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Hello nice man.
You are nice and I liked you when I met you so hello.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

HELLO.
Ta very much, you're not bad yourself. I've just come back in the office, it's getting quite nippy out there.
( Druid, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:17, archived)

G;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHANNJER

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

I've fucking cocked up my Ubuntu installation to shit and rendered my laptop useless without a LiveCD.
Tonight is going to be fun, I'll be up getting angry, cursing at inanimate objects, and only going to sleep when I'm either A) done fixing it or B) in an exhaustion coma.

FUNTIEMS. :(
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

that'll learn you

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:29, archived)

would it help if I pointed and laughed at you?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

My xbox has broken itself.
AND I missed Flight of the Conchords. I hope it's on Anytime tomorrow.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 13 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

Xboxes are shit.
If you're a real man, get a ps3, if you're a real girl get a wii.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

:( I'm using a Wii right now.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 13 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

*smugs it up*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:00, archived)

aaAAaA^RrRR_r^d_D^d_dVvVV^AaaAAa_Rr^RrkKkkK!11!^!!!!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

Krissssssssssssssssy!
/ac
Hello.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

hai2u
how goes it?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

Quite well, yes.
How's your lovely self?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:17, archived)

eh not quite lovely, to be honest
happy to hear you're well :)
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

Oh no!
Come and tell Uncle Aardvark all about it. *pats knee*
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

Or, you know, don't. That's fine too.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

I vas in de showah

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:50, archived)

Ah.
You can tell me all about that, if you'd prefer.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2009, 1:54, archived)