I think you'll find the correct term for this practice is
"OMG THATS FUCKING SICK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING SICK WIERDO FREAK, GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE NOW, BITCH"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

I think it'd be quite difficult to poo into a condom in the first place
And wouldn't there be a danger of a "tongue stuck to frozen lamppost" scenario?

Is it one of those things that no-one has ever actually done, an urban myth like the superman and the angry pirate? Or are people that bored and broken?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW GOATWORRIER!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

?
1 do a firm shit
2 roll the johnny over it
3 freeze
4 seek treatment for mental illness

simples
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

also
I think another fresh johnny over the frozen one would solve the tongue lamppost stick thing.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

*real life shudder*
But eventually it'll melt... and...

Urgh. This makes me very sad.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

But you'd have to grab your own poo.
Although I imagine if the intention is to put it in your freezer then in your bum that'd be part of the fun.

*does a bit of a shudder*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:06, archived)