this was pretty much my line of thinking,
her husband is probably knobbing their aupair.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

I hear he's at it with the pug
his cock is all covered in it's doings.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

hahah

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

anything would be better than Susan's dried up gravel-snatch.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

I hear it has more teeth
than 15 great white sharks
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:04, archived)