E Honda Accord: Car of the HUNDREDHANDSLAPMAN

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

Honda Acorn: A car for men that FALL FROM TREES.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Honda Accorduroy
A car for History Teachers
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Honda Accordian:
A small car that's a bit of a squeeze.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

Honda Record:
A car that gets you round.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

Honda A Chord:
A car that's ACE.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Hon d'accord:
A car you can agree with.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

All of these are going into my stand-up act.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:58, archived)