i never leave the house, i'm scared of the outdoors

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

I bet
if you did some martial arts and weightlifting, in about 2 years, you'd end up beating the fuck out of the outdoors, running it over in a Honda and fucking its mum up the arse while pouring its dads ashes on her arsehole and fingering them up there till her eyes water.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

You never go ash to ass

( Three Dog Man, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:15, archived)