OMGOMGOMGOMG!
I'm going to see Romeo and Juliet at the Globe on my BIRTHDAY! I think this deserves a little dance.

Now, back to you lot. Do you enjoy the theatre? What was the last entertainment you enjoyed that wasn't sat on your own wanking?
( Bats, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

It hasn't aged well

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

I saw that a week ago.
The girl from The BBC Anne Frank thing is the lead. She was very good. Remember to rent a cushion though.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

To hide an erection?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 13 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

That's why I always eat pringles at the theatre
I use the crumbs to hide my errection.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

I HATE the theatre
which is odd, because I love being in musicals and such. I guess there is no magic for me any more.
( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

...
It's because YOU ARE the theatre darling!

Compton Street Queen they call you.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

They do?
RECOGNITION AT LAST! :)
( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I want to be your backpack

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

You can be anything you like, ducky

( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

I AM MAN GOOSE A HOONK

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

They both die in the end.
/spoiler
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

WHAT?!

( Bats, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Don't be stupid.
If they died, how do they manage to keep putting on more shows?
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

In the extended DVD edition the monk puts his winky in her mouth.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

Onlooker: Forsothe! Verily thy monk, hast thou plonketh thy love-truncheon into yon lady's cakehole?
Monk: Aye! And wotcha gunna do abow it, eh?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

My dad used to say that before
every film we watched as a kiddie

/something inappropriate about porn yadda yadda
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

In the past couple of months, I've been to a professional dance performance, the ballet, the orchestra and the football.
And I'm going to ALTON TOWERS on my birthday.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

*Double Tens*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

I'm very cultured, derncha knerr.
Chicks dig it.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

this is fucking good.
www.thewomaninblack.com/
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Stop tempting me.
I've wanted to see it for years.
( Bats, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

I saw it when I was about 12
It was chuffing marvellous
( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I saw it a couple of years back
It terrified me!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

Never going to see that
the rubbish film of it freaked me out enough.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

its all in the stage management dahling :P

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

I saw that when I was in school.
and the version I saw I thought was absolute shit.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

depends on the actors.
they change them every 6 months or so to keep it fresh.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

I went to see Blood Brothers last Thursday.
It was fucking ace. I cried. I'm going to see The Specials on Friday night. Yay.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

That's a lie, you;re coming nowhere near Weast Suffolk.
And that's a very nasty nickname you've got for us :(
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

Lucky you
I love going to the theatre but I haven't been for bloody ages.

The last entertainment I enjoyed was watching my twins in a performance at school assembly. They were dinosaurs.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I've not been since we went to see Cabaret
which was just a bit weird.

For my birthday we're going to a Steampunk gig/show/extravaganza. I get to dress up c:
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

*jealouses hugely*

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

there might still be tickets
it's in London though, it's called White Mischief.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

i never leave the house, i'm scared of the outdoors

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

I bet
if you did some martial arts and weightlifting, in about 2 years, you'd end up beating the fuck out of the outdoors, running it over in a Honda and fucking its mum up the arse while pouring its dads ashes on her arsehole and fingering them up there till her eyes water.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

You never go ash to ass

( Three Dog Man, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

I wanted to go to have tea at the ritz on my birthday ):
I enjoy the theatre, but not in Sheffield. Tolethorpe was always good though.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

I do, but I prefer ballet at the moment
I go through stages of one or the other. I think it's because BBC4 have been doing a lot of ballet recently, including following the glorious Carlos Acosta back to Cuba to see his fusion piece, which was fantastic.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

What now, Happy McCongenial?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

I was forced to do ballet as a toddler.
I had to be a rabbit.
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

When you say "ballet"
you mean "bumming with furries" dont you ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

I did ballet for quite some time when I was younger.
This is why I'm very limber for a chubby bint.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

hahaha

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

So cruel

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Bullying
live, online.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

Oh dear
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post421464

It's spread to /talk.
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

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Ballet? Radio?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

BBC4 the television channel.
not BBC Radio 4 the radio channel.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

Ohhh, is that a new chanel?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

Only 7 years old.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

I'm so behind the times
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

Probably a pantomime.
Haven't been for years.

/drunk, online
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

It watch a lot of films
although it is normally beer + film = not remembering the plot
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

I've never really enjoyed the theatre but haven't been for a while.
I've seen my girlfriend play in orchestras and her quartet a few times, that can be quite entertaining sometimes.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

Have fun.

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

I love the theatre but I never go
I should. I keep saying I will but never find out what is on. *rubbish*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

I've not been to the theatre in ages.
I did watch a dance show the other week though, that was quite good.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

I do enjoy the theatre but haven't been in a few years.
I should put that right soon.
( nick the greek, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

theatre is rubbish
just people pretending to be stuff and saying words innit
( scott,, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:06, archived)