How are YOU preparing for my birthday next Wednesday?
I recommend sending cash.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

By stealing all your attention.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

I HATE YOU.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

I know

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

Secretly I want to live in your vagina so I can kiss FF's bell end as it waggles in and out.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

Ha ha ha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

ARSON!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

I'm going to not be listening to shit podcasts in anticipation of your birthday.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

by going to Baldmonkeystuff and buying gear...?
obvious answer
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

Good god, no.
It's all shit.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

luckily for you
I have over £598,000 to send you for your birthday. You just need to send me £2,147 to release your birthday gift, as soon as possible.
( vladimir, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

But my birthday is on Monday.
*frowns*
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Like a dry run.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:03, archived)