just not happening tonight is it?
I've grazed my elbow a bit

might need a spot of antiseptic on there actually
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

aren't you pleased?
all the dull people fucked off, just like you wanted. now you're free to post hilarious and interesting stuff without impediment.
off you go.
( scott,, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:42, archived)

not got hilarious right now but I've got a mildly interesting if that'll do you?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:03, archived)

Not all of them.
¦:¬D|
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

oh hai mike
how's the trolling going?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:25, archived)

Yer goin alrite n that.
Scored a few points today and things so I'll be happy for a few more weeks.

ow's bein a miserable cunty goin?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:29, archived)

well I was hoping to bully someone into a nervous breakdown tonight but I'm getting Severe Internet Disapproval vibes here

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:35, archived)

also, I just lifted up my t-shirt and squeezed my tits and shouted "theeeeeeeese are my tits"
I'm proper zany me
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:36, archived)

I'm just trying to think or some WACKY stuff I've done or thought about doing.
I remember once thinking about playing ping-pong with coke bottles as rackets.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:40, archived)

haha, that'd be WILD and WACKY
this one time I joined an internet messageboard and just posted the word PARP then never went there again
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:42, archived)

This one time I set up a fake account and then blamed this other forum user for it.
lololol
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:49, archived)

I know you're Bou bees and Police Dog you twatbucket
just wait til you see my next comedy account, it's rofltastic
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:52, archived)

I thought Dave Trouser was rofltastic.
This is all very confusing.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 4:08, archived)

Man.
That's whack.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:49, archived)

I totally just went like PARP and then never went back there
it was totally just PARP woah not here any more and they'd be like woah, PARP, what's that and I was like lol, totaly PARPed your messageboard lol
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:53, archived)

I recommend Germolene
On a different side note I have had a grand total of 2 chavs, 1 drunk and 1 cat try to climb/jump through my window.

FFS I've had the telly on and everything, surely that would be enough of a deterrent.

Damn halls of residence.
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Thu 14 May 2009, 2:56, archived)

hahah
1st floor (2nd if you're a merkin) ftw!

i've seen someone climb though a window and steal cinnamon and cling film, and we chucked activated rape alarms into kitchens ;D
( weaver., Thu 14 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

Sounds mental.
I wish you were my friend.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:11, archived)

£2000
and i'm yours
( weaver., Thu 14 May 2009, 3:17, archived)

if that is the best you can do..
why complain about the other shit threads
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 14 May 2009, 4:29, archived)