I recommend Germolene
On a different side note I have had a grand total of 2 chavs, 1 drunk and 1 cat try to climb/jump through my window.

FFS I've had the telly on and everything, surely that would be enough of a deterrent.

Damn halls of residence.
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Thu 14 May 2009, 2:56, archived)

hahah
1st floor (2nd if you're a merkin) ftw!

i've seen someone climb though a window and steal cinnamon and cling film, and we chucked activated rape alarms into kitchens ;D
( weaver., Thu 14 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

Sounds mental.
I wish you were my friend.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 3:11, archived)

£2000
and i'm yours
( weaver., Thu 14 May 2009, 3:17, archived)