He doesn't have a fake eye.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

It may not be fake
but it is rubbish.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

Yeah, he has shit easily detachable retinas.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Shows how unsuitable he is for political office really
they've got to be able to take a punch.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

He did kicked in the head, in fairness.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

It almost certainly was fair
especially if he was that much of a cunt when he was a young lad.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

Don't ruin my fun.
It pokes off in different directions.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:37, archived)