I do have a glass dining table
Do I win £5 ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Can you get more than one ruddy head under it?
If so you win multiples of.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

It's a six seater table
I reckon you could get 7 or 8 germans under it at a push.

Not that I want wanking fat krauts in my dining area.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

Then I would suggest moving the table.
This time next year, Goaty, you'll be a miwwionaire.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

I guess if I could make about £800 per poo
it might be worth it.

Can I charge extra if my bum bleeds a bit ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

I reckon so
then you could whack a sanitary towel between your cheeks for a bit, and sell that on eBanned.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

You just need to wedge a glass jar up there.

( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

£80 to watch
£200 to be the "recepticle"
and £400 to reach up and pick your own.

It's a winner.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Keep the pickled onions in it,
And you can sell 'em afterwards for a tenner a pop.
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:17, archived)