This:
"And he found a new jawbone of an ass, and put forth his hand, and took it, and slew a thousand men therewith."

A thousand people? With a donkey-gum?
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

*cough*
"You Ethiopians will also be slaughtered by my sword," says the LORD. And the LORD will strike the lands of the north with his fist. He will destroy Assyria and make its great capital, Nineveh, a desolate wasteland, parched like a desert. The city that once was so proud will become a pasture for sheep and cattle. All sorts of wild animals will settle there. Owls of many kinds will live among the ruins of its palaces, hooting from the gaping windows."

Dead Africans and hooting owls really pump my nads.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

Hmmm...
[God hating Africans/AIDS reference/tired sigh]

I do worry about fundamentalists. Them and owls.
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

It is their beady eyes
and the ability to almost completely revolve their head I don't trust. Fundamentalists that is.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

nice Breakfast Club Reference there.

( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Using me as a weapon you could slay 1000 men.
Gayly
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

You're pretty skinny,
Maybe we could make a giant crossbow and fire you at 'em?
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:22, archived)