Then using the remote interior release to open the boot lid. RIGHT INTO THE OVARY!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Then setting fire to it
so it blows up her arsehole.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

A real man
Always has a spare Honda, for exactly this reason.
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

I have two
in case of multiple bullies
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

I've got seven.
One for each day of the week.
And a different page 3 girl to go in each one.
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:52, archived)