Oh Badger, I'm totally watchless right now.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

:O

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

Did you lose it while helping to deliver a baby cow?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Is this in reference to Gilgamesh's hilarious comedy account?
If not, no. If so, yes, I totally reached my hoof up myself and lost my watch.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

No it wasn't
it was just the first thing that sprang to mind as to how you could lose a watch.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

Ahhh, no then.
I've not been fisting any cows, officer.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:01, archived)