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then fuck off outside and have a gin, you fat pasty mess.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

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( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

Is that puppy boss-eyed?
That's sick. And not in the hippety hop sense.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

hahaha
not in this weather, mind you.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

i can't really do that, sorry, no offence
thanks
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

That's no problem.
Just indulging in an internet jape at somebody's expense. I hope they don't take it personally. No worries. Thanks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

ahh, forum banter, great

( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

BRING BACK FRIZ!
BAN THAT B3TARD/DAVE/WHATEVER CUNT.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

Friz is banned?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

He's been stepped again because of someone else's gullible stupidity.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

Hang on ... if they start stepping people for other people's stupidity
then everybody who doesn't have the slack-faced moron on ignore should be automatically stepped.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

No no no, that b3tard cunt keeps running off to the mods every time Friz posts a link he doesn't like.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

That's some shitty stepping.
We should form a union, then go on strike.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

Fucking hell.
I hate B3TARD/DAVE/WHATEVER
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

I got stepped for that earlier too.
I guess the step duration depends on how fat your face is, LOL.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

Gin.
Drink of Misers, Cat Ladies and people with unwanted pregnancies.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

Limey?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Why Limey?
Are you calling me Limey because of my stance on Gin, or are you saying she fits one of the catagories?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

Crazy cat lady.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

she drinks gin.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

She's two out of three.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

which ain't bad.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

This is how shit you are for that statement
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( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

*points at cat lady*

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

I am a cat lady, but I am considerably less shit than you.
Gin is fucking WONDERFUL stuff.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

*thumbs up*

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

Alternatively, Windows users can do the followign to get a 10% speed increase on downlads:
Windows + R
route delete * [enter]
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

press scroll lock 56.4 times to see my boobs

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Phwoooaaarrrrr.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

OMWORD

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

I'm not allowed booze and the outside is trying to kill me :(
I may have to play about with medication tomorrow though, as I am missing my gin.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

I'm going to have a drug free evening so I can have a booze after this magnificent curry.
Sobriety is well shit.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

I didn't get my curry
the cunts never arrived.

cunts.
( jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

You'd better be back drinking again by the 30th.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 15 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

Damn right I will be.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

I would but I have kids that need to be looked after.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

Ptchaw.
One glass of gin and they'll sleep like babies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

haha, I have no booze in the house.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

go to a bar and drink some
then come back and vomit it into their open cawwing mouths
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

*boiks*

( jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

I did that yesterday
The Boat Race is now a cocktail bar, so I thought I'd better check it was meeting my (admittedly low) standards.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 15 May 2009, 19:24, archived)