I was typing the names of random aquaintances into google scholar
and found a paper about "Postmortem injuries by indoor pets."

:)

[edit] The abstract is a masterpiece of the art of the obvious:

"Four cases of postmortem injuries caused by indoor pets (three by dogs and one by cats) are presented. A pattern which is associated with this phenomenon is described. The important common factors appear to be the presence of free-moving pets inside the house, social isolation of the deceased, and the victim having a predisposing condition causing sudden death."

No shit!
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)

the
follow up `injuries of pets by indoor postmortems `had bigger laughs.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

what about
indoor injuries by postmorten pets

its funny because its aliteration
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)

what's google scholar?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

scholar.google.com
a search engine for academic papers.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)

the
hours simply fly by dont they.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

At a rate of one hour per week.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)

*thinks*
Let's try it.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)

nah
you want...
This one
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)

And the innovation award:
canal96.com/extra/caviar/ashley/index.php
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)

her
dadies so proud as he can now say to her that she takes after her mum as her minge looks the same.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

ahhh

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)