That's fucking rank.
Find out who washed up last and set them on fire.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

It's from the kettle, the water is very limey here.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

Does it drink gin
and speak Italian?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

or just clean the fucking kettle

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

This.
I haven't been here in nearly a month, I forgot how ming the kettle is.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

kettle merciless
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

WIN!
*applauds*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

Actual real life amusing strikethrough

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

Hehe.
That's my Da's nickname for my sister's boyfriend.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:50, archived)

fine then, I'll post this again
www.mingthemerciless.com/team_stupid.html
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

*is amused for hours*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:07, archived)