Well paint me green and ride me silly...
Just watched 'Inland Empire' and it was a total head fuck, not as good as his earlier films, but still pretty mental.

Since i'm in the mood can you suggest some other 'barmy' cinematic treats for me?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

Balmy?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

*sigh*
:(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

No no
the less balm the better.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

You trying to be funny, mate?
Suggestion - try harder or fuck off.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:30, archived)

Hahaha

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

Oh I totally went there.
and I've never even driven a car from Japan.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:34, archived)

I OWN A HONDA.
GET ******** ON THE HOTLINE!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post423269
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

OH INTERNET!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

Don't mess with Mr Lizard, internet tough guy.
He drives an Accord and once uttered a bad word about JMG.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:48, archived)

HAHA!
That's fantastic!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

Oh dear god,
It's you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

Oh and FOOTBALL JMG.
I'm greatly pleased to see franchise cry.
On the telly.
And my local boozer are selling Bowmore Single Malt Whiskey for a Very Reasonable Price.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

I strongly approve of this sort of thing
*firm whisky handshakes*
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

Fulham, tomorrow.
500 away fans.

500.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

350 more than normal.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

Ninian Park lets in more away fans.
That is to say, it used to let in more away fans. :(

I do quite like Craven Cottage though, lovely place. Are you heading to London in a Geordie convoy JMG?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:47, archived)

It's at home.
I'm there. Oh yes.
Full pomp.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

I see, it's at Magpie Park.
I wish Newcastle all the best in their fight for survival.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

Pathetic
seeing as it's a 3pm Saturday and they've got a possible Europe spot.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:51, archived)

They're like Charlton.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

They made my SEASON JMG, I'll not hear a word said against Charlton.
I love it when Norwich have Crucial Crunch Games In London, they always fail epically at them.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

who was that aimed for?

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

I BET you drive a Honda Accord.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:34, archived)

Jurassic Park.
You'll shit a brick. There's giant lizards in it and everything.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

Never heard of that one...
Sounds original.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

Nah, it's alright. I was just being flippant. It's a decent film.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

"The Grandmother".
Released 1970, it was the first film by David Lynch that was more than five minutes long.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VaI1v0CIlA&videos=ldsrQrbVCWg&playnext_from=TL&playnext=1

It's an acquired taste - Jack Nance (the star of "Eraserhead") compared it to "spending half an hour in the electric chair"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

I haven't seen it yet,
but Surveillance is by the family Lynch. Anyone seen it?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

BTW...
I do like my Lynch films, and yes, Inland Empire was a 3 hour head fuck. I saw it twice in the cinema.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

out of interest
What's everyone's favourite or worst Lynch fillum.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

Lost Highway is awesome!
But I've pretty much enjoyed them all. If I had to pick a weak one, it would probably be Dune, didn't do it for me. *braces self*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:34, archived)

They're all indulgent wanky bollocks.
Lynch should totally try harder or fuck off.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

Why don't you and your Honda Accord fuck off?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:48, archived)

*sharp intake of breath*
Don't mess with an Accord driver man.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

Dune is shit but good
Mulholland Drive is execrable

Fire Walk With Me, Eraserhead and Blue Velvet are the very best. I'd like to see David Lynch directing a new Matrix sequel.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

"The Grandmother" is by far the grimmest, but also the most emotionally involving.
"Eraserhead" is the most imaginative. I've not seen enough of the later ones to form a balanced opinion.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

'Eraserhead' is RUBBISH.
A film to shout 'OH FOR FUCKS'S SAKE' at.

Dreadful, actually, properly unwatchable.
And I've seen Vanilla Sky.
Twice.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

you fucking goon
Eraserhead is a work of fucking ART, that's what it is
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

It's art in the same way that half of the Tate Modern is art.
Wanky, inpentrable, indulgent shit, that only cunts proclaim to admire, because they're cunts, trying to impress other cunts.

Dancing cooked chickens? fuck off.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

It's still in a class above its innumerable rip-offs.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:01, archived)

That's rather like saying that treading in dogshit offers a much more rounded turd-standing-on experience.
Oh Woodside, you're making me very disappointed in you young man.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:06, archived)

I'd like to go on record as saying that 'Eraserhead' is even shitter than 'The Wall'.
Yes.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:06, archived)

Each to their own.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

Oh Woodside, you've sold out man..
..there was a time when you'd argue this point TO THE BITTER END.

It's £3 a pint for Abbot in The Angel now, bad times.

:(
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

Well, y'know,
you've got your opinion, I've got mine, and when all's said and done it really doesn't matter.

I might add it's still only £2.10 per pint for both the handpulled ales in the more expensive of my locals. Just to rub it in like.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

I don't drink abbot, so I'm generally at least 70p a night better off.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was pretty weird
most of Kaufman's output would be my recommendation, although I thought Adaptation was bollocks.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

Ugh, my coffee had limescale in the bottom:(((
Uck.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

Try lemonscale
it's much nicer.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:30, archived)

That's fucking rank.
Find out who washed up last and set them on fire.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

It's from the kettle, the water is very limey here.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

Does it drink gin
and speak Italian?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

or just clean the fucking kettle

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

This.
I haven't been here in nearly a month, I forgot how ming the kettle is.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

kettle merciless
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

WIN!
*applauds*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

Actual real life amusing strikethrough

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

Hehe.
That's my Da's nickname for my sister's boyfriend.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:50, archived)

fine then, I'll post this again
www.mingthemerciless.com/team_stupid.html
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

*is amused for hours*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:07, archived)