You'll love Colne (a small market town in darkest Lancashire) then.
It dates all the way back to the Stone Age; indeed, some of its inhabitants are from the same evolutionary period.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

ahaha
well I have family somewhere in Lancashire so that'd be a good excuse!
Oh gods. Maybe I'm related to stone age people.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

pffft

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

Hahaha
do they stare and mutter at horseless carriages?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:57, archived)

I'm reliably told they still point at aeroplanes.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:58, archived)