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good ning peeps of a late night nature
I am just back from the pub, and have witnessed that rare thing (over here anyway) the full on bitch fight.
Two girls on a hen night fell out over something (I know not what) and started into each other.

At first it was just light slaps and "you bitch" type comments, however it took a nasty turn when one girl broke a bottle on the bar and slashed the face of the other.

The staff (who were already dealing with another fight outside) quickly got the two separated, and called the police/ambulance etc.

I found out when leaving that the girl that used the bottle had in fact just attacked her own niece.

charming.

What was the last fight you saw like?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:59, archived)
A bit fighty

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:01, archived)
grab a shotgun and start raping some sense into them
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
a good plan
except I left my shotgun at home.

damn.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:04, archived)
brb, need another poo

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

www.poobutton.com ?
still a bit nsfw
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
indeed it is
luckily for me I have seen that before.

I still clicked it though
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
I'm just posting this in case anyone thinks I'm still having a poo
I finished ages ago, don't go thinking I'm still having a poo

should probably popular page this important announcement, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
Does that shitlover BobTodd still post?
She loved shit.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:32, archived)
she hates us on /talk now
she just draws anime rapemonsters on /board now or something
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
Aren't we shit enough?
I've a good mind to stage a dirty protest.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
well you could have said that half an hour ago, I've just done a right bog-blocker here

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
Never mind
I suppose I'll just have to forget about it.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:43, archived)
don't be such a doormat
kick up a fuss!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:51, archived)
RIGHT, I WILL
FUCK YOU BOBTODD. WE ARE UTTERLY FUCKING SHIT HERE ON /TALK.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:55, archived)
there we go!
that's the /talk spirit coming *snigger* out!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:59, archived)
nasty
saw a boy have his head kicked in at school the other day. Went to hospital in an ambulance.
Charming institution.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
In your profile you say you're coming to the U.K and asking for reccommendations.
Want to be a bit more specific?

edit: fuck this, i'm to bed.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
I for one recommend going into the roughest pub in Hunslet wearing a T-shirt that says "LEEDS UNITED ARE SHIT".
             
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:11, archived)
eh not really
have never been there so anything you think is a good place to go/drink/see things/do things is all good! :)

sleep well.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
you really need to GTFO that town...

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:11, archived)
I know.
Hence the move to the UK. About as far away as I can get while still being on this planet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
Hint: avoid anywhere that's both affordable and south of Sheffield.
Unless you want to be mugged, raped, horribly murdered and charged for the privilege.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
Ummm
will be living in Cambridge with someone - does that count? not quite sure where Sheffield is..
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
On a map of the UK mainland, it's roughly in the middle.
Because London and the home counties are crammed into the south-east corner, the top 80% of the country is usually referred to as "the north".
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:24, archived)
But I always see people saying
"it's real grim oop north"
You're saying I'll be mugged, raped, murdered and charged for that living in the south!
/is losted
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
its grim up north
because all the houses look the same, the people are miserable cunts and the weather is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
Other than the weather
this is also true of the south.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
yeah, but if you have to live somewhere like that
the sunshine helps :D

also london is the greatest city in the fucking world.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:35, archived)
Dunno
I lived in London for nearly 20 years and can't stand the fucking place.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
i wont deny its a tough city to live in
you need the right mental attitude i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
I've not lived in a city or town
since I was 10 years old. I go to school in town and it shocks me how close together everything is!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
london is gonna be one hell of a culture shock..
15 million (ish) people..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:43, archived)
fuck me sideways and up a wall...
that's a lot of people. Melbourne is just over a fifth of that!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
Nah
not unduly concerned with it being tough...it's just expensive and mostly ugly.
edit - I've lived in Glasgow, Manchester and now back in Newcastle...all better than London.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:45, archived)
lots of history to it though.
I love history. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:47, archived)
You'll love Colne (a small market town in darkest Lancashire) then.
It dates all the way back to the Stone Age; indeed, some of its inhabitants are from the same evolutionary period.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:53, archived)
ahaha
well I have family somewhere in Lancashire so that'd be a good excuse!
Oh gods. Maybe I'm related to stone age people.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
Hahaha
do they stare and mutter at horseless carriages?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:57, archived)
I'm reliably told they still point at aeroplanes.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:58, archived)
We tend not to get much rain east of the Pennines.
Whereas last time I went down to East Anglia, it rained almost constantly for three weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
ahah
I love Rain. Rain is precious here. We don't get enough of it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
Ah see, that's propaganda.
The north is generally no more grim than the south, but as it's a lot more industrialised, both the mean income per head and the living expenses are lower (at least, outside the major cities.) So you may not have so many tapas bars and other signs of affluence to hand, but your wages generally go further; and, outside the major cities, people tend to be more easy-going and good-humoured. Except in Dewsbury, they're a miserable bunch of bastards there.

There are some beautiful places in the north and the south, and there are some total shitholes in both. You really have to sample both to get a good perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:33, archived)
well
am planning on doing a fair bit of travelling for a bit so hopefully will get to see both!

Everybody says to avoid Cardiff for some reason but I want to go there! Torchwood is Ace.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
you do know its just a TV show
right?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
aye
but I have an odd fascination with it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
Ummmm
on a map of the UK mainland, Cumbria/Northumberland are roughly in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
yeah, i just saw that calendar thread
Pro Tip: dont go anywhere piston broke will be unless you want to see some of the most cringemaking chatup lines in the world..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
ahaha
It won't matter - am taken and will continue to be taken when I get there so it's all a wasted effort. I'm not looking for anybody else.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:17, archived)
he really wont care..
possibly the dullest person on the planet. at the hoodbutter bash a fwe weeks ago it was only the lack of rope that stopped me and donkeygums taking him into the feilds and tying the cunt to a tree.

its not bullying, he really is an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
ahahah
Let me know ahead of schedule and I'll bring some rope to a /talk bash.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
the hoodbutters usually do 2 a year.
you will be here just in time for the christmas one i reckon..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:23, archived)
ahaha
it'll depend on whether or not I make it out of the bedroom to get there.
That first bash of mine will be a struggle I think..
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:24, archived)
if you are bashing the bed
you are doing it wrong..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
ahah no
just the pubs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:28, archived)
oh really?
waggles keys

www.usedcarsni.com/8308798
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
eh it's shiny sure
but I'll survive the public transport. Honest. Your public transport systems are 10x better then ours are out where I am.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:23, archived)
ok ok.... I see you want maybe a cheaper model....
www.usedcarsni.com/26963024

there.


half the price*










*wishes he could afford a tyre on that car
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
aha my dream car?
the 1974 TE27 Toyota Corolla.

I currently drive a 1995 Ford Festiva. Red and zippy and good mileage. Good little car.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
thats a really boring dream car..

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
so?
it has attitude! You see one of those and the engine is loud and the car is painted a loud colour and sure it doesn't play CD's but it has a certain kinda charm to it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 2:49, archived)
i want one of these....
membres.lycos.fr/fordmustang/mustangv8/photos/Shelby%20Mustang%20GT-500(Elenor).jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
Nice.
Was the girl's face badly injured?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:35, archived)
he's not answering so I'll make something up
her cerebellum fell out of her eye socket and she need her arse peeling for an emergency face transplant
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
Cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
Come on
Pictures or it didn't happen :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
That is so HOT
that I'm going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:06, archived)