Ginger beard disease.
I too am afflicted with it - those bloody redheads are tainting the gene pool. We ought to come up with a lasting answer to the problem. An ultimate resolution, if you will.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

hey hey
don't mock the redheads.
I have red and brown mixed together fairly evenly as my natural hair colour.
But the beard thing - now that's just odd *is thankful I cannot grow one as am a ladybeing*

my resolution? dye it :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:51, archived)

Thankful?
You're totally missing out. The possession of, or at least ability to possess, a fine beard is one of the great joys of life.

I feel sorry for you that you'll never be able to experience that. Unless you become one of those old ladies who manage to grow some decent facehair. I guess there's always that to look forward to.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:54, archived)

well
A combination of Norks and a beard hanging off yer face would look a little odd - no?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:55, archived)

No.
It'd be sexy as hell. Just wait, once the surgery is done you'll all see!
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:56, archived)

ahaha
I'm sure I'd really rather not.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:58, archived)

It's going to be awesome.
Mixing up the best body bits - breasts, beard and willy - all in one perfect package.

I've been practising on all these homeless people, and I think I'm almost ready to go through with it for myself.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

careful now, they have radically different genetics you know
remember to factor in their inherent meths immunity, enhanced shouting capability and massively over-developed smell glands
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:04, archived)

Analogous experiments with gibbons forced into poverty have been succesful so far.
I feel confident that I can compensate.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:13, archived)