Two groups of self-confessedly incompatible religious zealouts
want exclusive rights to the same piece of land. The only possible options are:
a) kill them both
b) time-share
c) pack it in, the pair of you, or I'll knock your heads together so help me I will, just you wait till your Dad gets home.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

Harry Hill would say there's only one way to sort it out.
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

They've tried that for a while though
and it's got a bit boring.

What they really need is a few Honda Accords to put the fear of god into the lot of them.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

Talking about getting a bit boring...

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

Excellent.
*promotes you to middle eastern envoy*

I take it by 'Dad' you mean 'God'?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

haha
definitely c.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:35, archived)