get a fucking grip
it's a fucking college course, stop making it so fucking important

after one year in the real world no one's going to give a shit if you've got a first from Cambridge or a GCSE in woodwork
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

it depends if the job she is applying for
has specifically asked for that.
( turb0t, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

who gives a shit? there's thousands of jobs available, do something else and stop bleating about it
degrees do not matter

exams do not matter

disser-fucking-tations do not matter

enjoying life and doing something you enjoy matters, students need to stop obsessing about results and working themselves into a panic over fuck all
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

I'm never going to be an astronaut :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

that's ok, become a racing driver instead

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

I DON'T HAVE ANY LEGS FRANK, HOW CAN I BE A RACING DRIVER IF I DON'T HAVE ANY LEGS OR ARMS?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

Become one of those museum busts.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

Or apply for a role on Art Attack

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:28, archived)

Whether or not I pass my degree, I'll still get the job I want.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

Sounds a lot like you're wasting your time.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

I might be, I might not, forum banter, no offence,
great.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

Cool meme, did you think of this yourself?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

i'm not sure i agree
if you're not doing a degree because you like learning about the subject, you're wasting your time
( spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

My point was I could fail my degree and still find employment given what I'll actually learn.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:25, archived)

I'm going to click this
Because I'm one of those cunts :(
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:12, archived)

i quite enjoy working myself into a panic
it's kind of like getting really angry, or crying. it's socially embarrassing but nice to do once in a while
( spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

Ah, the frenzied typing at 4am on the submission date

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:26, archived)

I heart you.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:12, archived)

Stop having bumsex in the library and do some studying and maybe you'll panic less.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:12, archived)