Just remember that Master Of Turnips is shit
and it'll wash over you like water on a duck's back.
( SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

you have it wrong
MoT is a cunt and he knows it.
( jenpots, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

I'm really not shit.
I'm a firm favourite.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 21:39, archived)