Logistics
I remember when I moved flat and the bloke who had the van got shitfaced and turned up two hours late. I just remember phoning repeatedly and getting his voicemail whilst standing in a pile of boxes.
(mingeswingers, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

Ah right
Fortunately I have the most reliable of movers next weekend: my mother.
( SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

have you hidden the smut well?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

I have no smut

( SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

what about things that look like smut but aren't but your mum will think are smut?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

Like my 5ft batman cardboard cutout?

( SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

I'm disgusted thinking about the hole in it
like at the seaside where you put your face through to be the strong man,

but the hole is in the groin
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

Not quite like that no
He does have a headcrab on his head though
( SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:48, archived)