ooh! it's been launched!
www.orgasmatones.com/
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:54, archived)

Q These are so ace, who are the girls who made them?
A The girls identities must remain a secret (for now), but in the meantime, all I can tell you is they are 6 hot young things working in the adult industry here in the UK.

*COUGH*

Are they considering offering it outside of the UK? The web interface could probably hook into the Clickatell SMS gateway.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)

I'm not sure who the other three are...
as far as I know, me, dekazer and icklepeach are the only ones who recorded them
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:59, archived)

You sure they actually used yours in the end then?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:00, archived)

And as far as I know
none of you three are involved in the adult industry, apart from being avid consumers of porn.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:00, archived)

I've
never consumed porn in my life.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:02, archived)

Do you find
it a bit hard to swallow?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:03, archived)

I find
it a turn off*. For many very dull reasons.

*Apart from the small minority that I find amusing, but still about as far from sexy as it's possible to be.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:04, archived)

I was just being silly, anyway.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:05, archived)

avid consumers of porn?
dekazer will have something to say about that :P and I've only ever seen half a porn film and that was last week
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:02, archived)

Im not clicking that
edit: you also forgot this /spam
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:58, archived)

not spam :P
hopefully this is going to solve our financial problems
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:03, archived)

I suspect that you'd have to sell a hell of a lot of them
If you are on a percentage to make any real money
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:07, archived)

well Mr V joint-owns the company
and dekazer and icklepeach are on a percentage. they've been syndicated across Europe and in America too
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:09, archived)

I just wonder how many people would have them as a ringtone
They cant be appropriate in many settings
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:11, archived)

Not like Crazy Frog?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:12, archived)

Slightly more acceptable to have at work than a woman moaning and cumming

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:13, archived)

we didn't actually cum
well, not after the first trial batch
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:17, archived)

That was only
the wine.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:21, archived)

I meant the very first batch :P
before I dragged you two into it
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:22, archived)

I know which I'd rather have.

( Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:18, archived)

the projected sales are very high
considering they're mainly targeting the late-teen market
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:13, archived)

I would love to click that
but I think the siren and revolving light on the IT Manager's desk would explode.

Are you feeling any better?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:01, archived)

no better
but NHS24 called back and they've made me an appointment with the emergency GP at the hospital at 12pm
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 11:04, archived)