Audrey Tatou?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

She looks so freaky in Amélie, that no matter how good looking she is
she's forever been ruined.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

^^^
Would.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

I've had her, she's got a fanny like an old leather squeezebox full of vaseline

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

you mean like..
your mum?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:18, archived)