I dreamt I trid to start a fight with Flapjack, my friend had the same ipod cover as me and The Bay City Rollers asked me to be their bass player.
Now you should talk about me.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

I still fucking hate you you loveable piece of sweet.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

you have catlegs

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

I was listening to your last two podcasts this morning
will that do?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

I haven't seen you for ages
I miss our time together.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

Morning all.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

morning guffbeak,
good weekend?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Pretty good actually. Yourself?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

yes. i watched eurovision, went to a barbecue and fell on my arse during a game of rounders

good times!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

Spot on. Good times indeed.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

If your eyes were an item in the cold meats section at Sainsbury's, they'd be Scotch Eggs.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

hello sausage!
good weekend?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

Ellllloooooooooo spinny pants :) Have you been busting wheelies?

Still gotta get shit ready for 'Vietamsterdam' on Friday, who knew tracking down multi colour rollnecks was so hard this time of year...guuuhh.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

No, I dropped it coming off the drive, actually.
I'm not very good at motorbikes yet.

OoooOOOhhh are you dressing up? What as?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

You will drop it lots, it happens. I kept on dropping my car when I first started driving, go figure that one out...

10 of us as 'Matching Delboys' :) flapcaps, rollnecks + V necks, gold chains and rings, terrible beige 80s chuddies/ stone wash jeans etc...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

oh... oh my

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

hahaha
there have got to be pictures of this. And you have to show me.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

It's why facespace was invented :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Not that teddy bear "meat" product?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

It's got fuzzy tickle fur.
p.s. Morning guffbeak!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

Moooooorning.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

you're a munter who likes attention?
I don't know. I don't have the heart to be mean tonight.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

Ha.
You've met baldmonkey?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

hardly.
just through here. I live in Aus! how could I meet someone where you folks are at when I've not yet been there?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

I meant that was a very astute observation and implied this was bacause you had previously encountered the baldest of monkeys in real life.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

duh, it's daytime!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

night time here.
it's dark outside. I'm Antipodean. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

i don't believe in australia
i think it's a conspiracy
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

It's a shit hole where people are regressing to a disgusting level.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

RUBBISH
You'll be saying it's late autumn there next!
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

aye - tis!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

Preposterous
Your cork hat and Tim-Tams don't fool me for an instant.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

they can't pull the wool over our eyes, flappers

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

Pont length.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

You have a face like a land dolphin

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

Pfft :D
'land dolphin' is now the new cuss of the month, DG endorsed.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

i prefer to do it behind your back.
and by 'behind', i mean 'on'

peoples of the internets - educate me on Lymphoedema - i have an interview tomorrow.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

it has its own website!
www.lymphoedema.co.uk/
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

i learnt that it is common
and causes swelling

like (insert famous thick woman of choice)!
ho ho!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

well Lymph...
you have Lymph glands which are a major part of your immune system,
Edema - swelling...
So your Lymphedema I would assume means your Lymph glands are swollen.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:45, archived)