I don't have your brain
So I can't give it back, sorry.

What sort of chemistry are you doing?

My favorite food is probably cheese, but I sort of have to say that. I work in a cheese shop.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Doing Chemical Bondage (fnarr), Empirical and Molecular Formulas
Balancing chemical Equations, Naming and Describing Chemicals

all in one big smooshed up report. It's evil *sads*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Does it explode?
If it doesn't explode then it's not science.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

What if you freeze and shatter stuff?
/has access to liquid Helium
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

You should freeze and shatter your supervisor's lunch.
I would be using it to turn the office furniture into superconductors myself.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Yes
we were asploding powders.

I got blow up Aluminium and Iodine with water :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Superb
It makes a lovely purple gas, so this is good science
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

I know.
I made it go spazzy cos I made *way* too much and then heated the water and it cracked the crucible and went EVERYWHERE! There's a scorch mark on the bench! *very prouds*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

I love tying those filthy chemicals up.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

That sounds so dull!
On fnarring at chemistry, I once had a module a long time ago titled 'Chains and Rings' which always sounded a bit grubby to me.

Good luck with the work though!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

that sounds way kinky.
Ta!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Sadly it was in no way kinky.
It was organic chemistry, taught by a man who was about 5'5 and had a terrible body odour problem. In no way arousing.

Unless you get off on short smelly men of course.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

no. I don't.
God. If I'm ever a female version of that guy shoot me. And shoot me quick.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:36, archived)