HELLO!
Long time no see!

How are the bruised on your TITS from where I bounced my GUSHING BALLS off of them?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Well DG
They were very SWOLLEN and PURPLE, but


actrually fuck this
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Are you pointing at your minge?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Alex, for you I can be pointing at the other hole

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Where your colostamy bag was fitted?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

It's ok. I did spunk as I was typing it. your sexytalkymouthwords would have been wasted

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I tend to have that effect on people

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

It actually was a 'Scare-Spunk'
the 3rd and worst stage of being scared. ie.

1)So scared you piss yourself.
2)So scared you shit yourself.
3)So scared you spunk yourself.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

pffft
haha
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

Ah, you're about,
Good stuff.
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Hello darling

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

'sup biatch?

( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Riding low flo rider stylee
wassup in your hood blud?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

allo Kaol
how goes it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:44, archived)