I better have a shave then.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

Can I weave a rug from your back hair?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

it'd be a small rug.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

A bedside mat
for a mouse.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

quite pretty.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Better a teeny-tiny wig for JMG

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

without hair he's irresistable
with hair he'd be invincible.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

He'll fix the expenses, the Tamils and the pig flu
and we'll all be thin by Christmas.
( thealternativefact, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:00, archived)