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we could walk through the nature reserve and call the squirrels names

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
Furry faced stealth cunts.

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Even red squirrels?

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No, they're alright.

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terrible racism

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
Those merkin squirrels can fuck right off
Coming over here, stealing all our acorns etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
I know, right?

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there is a pond too, we could point at the goose until it chased after us.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
Can I hit it with a stick?
It doesn't count as a real animal due to it's 67% satanic make up.
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I quite like Geesicles

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
They don't like me.

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geese don't like anyone
they're the wolves of the animal world

(haha, hilarious)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
Alright, I won't hit it with sticks
but I'm at least allowed to try and make it feel bad about itself, right?
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it'd be unreasonable if you didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
Fab.
How is my favourite Grandma with a penis?
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YOU KNOW MY SECRET?
Tired and 1 part cheery and 1 part fucked off...

Weekend was good, but should have been more.

How're you Wowzers?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
I don't want to be at work
but at least I've got my star trek t shirt on. Sod office attire.
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HAH, IN YOUR FACE OFFICE ATTIRE!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
HELL YES.

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*appropriate dance off*

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
*glees again*
and high fives for bending casual dress codes :D
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