I was very disappointed with randomburn last year so this year I'm going to be the one disappointing people.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

I applaud this stance.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

Shameful
behaviour.
( Jobe, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

That made me do a lol
Has he been learning from Brazilians?

EDIT: This is still funny www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgfRCa71Kmw
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

I think that's still the best.

( Jobe, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

OH SCOTLAND!
The poor man's Portuguese league.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

If you're bored, check out
some of the goals of the season from the Dutch league. Some absolute crackers.
( Jobe, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

I trust this has been pre-screened.
I'd hate to see McClaren and his rosatia.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

I have checked.
He does not feature.
( Jobe, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Hahaha
oh dear
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

I think the other guy should have been brought back on and the other guy should be sent off and get a 5 match ban

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

His club have banned and fined him apparently.
And he had to make a public apology. I like the Rangers fans in the background. They're about two feet away and still think he actually hit him.
( Jobe, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

I think they were saying "YEEE CALL DAT A HEEEEDBUTT?!!? I SHOW YOO A GLASGOW KISS!"
*boks granny next to them*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Or be Hatton's next fight

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

You'd never guess that the people in the comments section were scottish.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

have you filled a cd case with meat paste?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

There are people on this board that would LOVE a cd case full of meat paste.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

It's so true.
:(
OH INTERNET..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

HI JMG
How's the bald mum dole?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

I'm having an excellent day, walletwise. I've also managed to get my hands on very important technology.
img149.imageshack.us/img149/6873/jmgdole.jpg
..and there's been limited fat moaning.
Splendid.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

haha
I'm so pleased to hear the status quo has not been unbalanced
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

only shippams
none of that own brand muck
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Apparently
shippams paste jars are the most removed object from the the anus.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

I know a couple of GPs
It seems they are the perfect shape for trying to put piles back in

TRUFAX
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

This is every shade of wrong.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

Tell me about it
It makes me snigger everytime I pass the sandwich spreads tho
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

It says so
on the adverts.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

She put them there.

( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

Not penises or fingers?
I'd expect it to be penises or fingers.

Penises or fingers.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

I'd think poo.

( nick the greek, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

You always think poo
you Greeks invented buggery.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

You're welcome

( nick the greek, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:29, archived)