Go on then

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

Well at the moment, I'm listening to a lot of Lady Gaga and Katy Perry.
My favourite bands are Fightstar, McFly, Taking Back Sunday and Bring Me The Horizon. I also quite like Metro Station.

Sometimes, I like to download Metallica and then delete it, because it is shit.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

Down with this sort of thing

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

I'm a big fan of the Dolly Rockers

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

That's because you're a horndog
Did you listen to the song or just masturbate with the video on mute?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

I'm humming the tune now.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

The tune you sing when you wank over them?
"Oh yeah, I'm sure one of you is quite gobby, but, who cares, I am fooled by the fact you are wearing 6 inch heels and short skirts"
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

all I can remember is dah dah da da Eifel.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

oh and "flash your pants cos you can can"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

here's the full lyrics
www.onlylyrics.com/hits.php?grid=1&id=1033440
I think an Ivor Novello is in the pipeline.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Maybe in the "written by slags" category.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

I once met the lead singer of BMTH
In the Route 66 nightclub in Portsmouth. He was a thoroughly nice chap, i'm not keen on the music though.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

I think they played in our local about a year ago, if I remember rightly.
If I do, they were fucking poor, and all haircutty.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

They are a solid example of
style over substance.

I'm hugely eclectic with my musical tastes, they just do nothing for me.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

I must hit them all.
cdn.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/7/4/1/1/0/5/1/orig-7411051.jpg

1st in from right looks like Scarlet Johannson's 7 year old little sister.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

FETCH ME MY CLIPPERS OF DOOM

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Try and slip whilst you're doing it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I'm sure that fire would be quicker

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Indeed!
Short back and sides for the lot of 'em!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

5 years maximum
and they'll be doing telesales.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Nothing wrong with telesales
At least you get to speak to people.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

to at
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

I used to. Back when I was a wee bairn.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

I did it for a couple of weeks one summer
I found it pretty soul destroying cold calling. I went back to farm labouring instead.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

I did it for a few months
and then went back to bar work.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

what were you doing in a club in my city?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

I would most likely have been a Monday night
So it would have been rock night.

I was in Portsmouth at uni, i was in halls pretty much opposite Route 66.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:57, archived)