You shouldn't be allowed to drive
you fat spastic, terrible parent.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

I heard that you have non-functioning dicks for fingers.

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

I heard
he fists spastics against their will
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Spastics don't have souls
so legally this is fine.

/law student
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

They have arseholes
or how would one be able to fist them ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

His car is a wheelbarrow without a front wheel
it doesn't matter, just humour him and he 'drives' around his garden, flapping his lips to made bass noises down a toilet roll tube.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:47, archived)