How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until it's Stevie Wonder.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

Racist
How many elephants can you fit into a microwave ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

none

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

Incorrect
the answer is "It depends entirely upon the relative size of the elephants and the microwave"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

12 really tiny ones.
How do you turn an elephant into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until it's Stevie Wonder
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

hahaha
you bastard
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

;P

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:04, archived)